Jews, Dating, and Digits

Jews need love too– but some sure do have a funny way of going about finding it.

In Times Square hangs a huge billboard advertising JDate, a jewish-only online dating service. It’s like match.com, but for Jews.

Singles create profiles to describe themselves, their perfect date, and what they expect out of a relationship. They include pictures, yiddish phrases, and statistics including religious denomination and astrological sign to woo potential mates. Though users are asked for a user name, many men and women opt to use their unique serial numbers, a number assigned during signup, in lieu of a name to identify themselves.

Let’s read that again.

Though users are asked for a user name, many men and women opt to use their unique serial numbers, a number assigned during signup, in lieu of a name to identify themselves.

To boot, user numbers are unique, assigned, and permanent. You’d think for a cultural group so greatly affected by the holocaust, certain members would be more aware of the irony. 

At least you can change your phone number.

Notes: The author identifies culturally as Jewish. The author is not on JDate. Friends of the author, over dinner, noted that it was hard to remember girls that used JDate-assigned numbers instead of user names. The author remarked how funny that seemed in historical contexts. Laughter ensued. Promises were made to produce a blog post. The author makes no apology.

More: Spark Networks (LOV), the parent company of JDate, uses the same technology for other niche dating sites such as aptly-named Interracial SinglesBig Beautiful Woman Personals Plus, and Indian Matrimonial Network. These names are so wonderfully descriptive.

21 Comments »

  1. Oy vey!

    (Former Catholic, current Jew by Choice)

    Comment by Kath — April 4, 2008 @ 2:37 am
  2. there is that whole thing about the Hebrew alphabet having a number assigned to each letter and “Gematria” etc… although that’s getting pretty close to cabbala bracelets

    Comment by Eric J — April 4, 2008 @ 10:17 am
  3. I’m just looking for a nice Jewish girl who likes children and is able to be supportive of my obsessive shark hunt. (I’m shark_h8r on JDate)

    Comment by Jeremy Tanner — April 4, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
  4. When people (guys) ask me if I like children, I say ’sure, they’re great with bbq sauce’.

    Guess that’s not the answer they wanted to hear.

    Comment by Kath — April 4, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
  5. Actually, something like 11% of J-Date is non-Jewish individuals seeking Jewish partners. Clearly, someone wants to choose the Chosen.

    Comment by Riordan — April 4, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
  6. Twitter: nicejewishboy

    Micro-blogging JLove in the Big Apple.

    Comment by nicejewishboy — April 4, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
  7. Ever hear the storry of Darren from JDate?
    Here is our link for it- Enjoy.
    http://www.onlinedatingedge.com/2007/05/online-dating-how-not-to-handle.html

    Comment by Stephen — April 5, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
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  21. That was so funny and ironic. I came across a ridiculous story on http://dating-sites-portal.blogspot.com/ about phantom profiles being prevalent on these dating sites. Hope not to put anyone off. lol

    Comment by steven — July 29, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

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