The Towel Off
I wonder if there are categorizable styles for toweling off.
Every time I exit a shower, bath, or pool, I dry myself off in a consistent, particular manner. How did this come about? Do other people use their towels in as a consistent manner as I do? I hope so, because then we can compare towel-usage with heat maps.
I use three sizes of towels: a bath sheet (60″ × 35″), a bath towel (52″ × 27″) and a hand towel (30″ × 16″). I was curious not only how I was using the towel, but if changing towel size changed the usage pattern. So, I took three showers and dried myself off once with each towel.
The darker areas indicate higher use. The patterns represent both sides of the towel, in aggregate.
Bath Sheet (60″ × 35″):

Bath Towel (52″ × 27″):

Hand Towel (30″ × 16″):

From the maps, we can see I’m a very symmetric towel user, with a focus on the center. I also tend not to evenly utilize my towel’s drying power.
Perhaps I could optimize.
How do you use your towel?
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My toweling regimen, with a bath sheet:
For me, I grab the towel in the middle on the long-edge, from hook it hangs on, and draw out the length with both hands as one would tie a tie. Then, I pull up over my hair and squeegee my hair, allowing the trailing edge to fall squarely on my shoulders. (If the towel were a cape, I’d be holding the trailing edges at down at 45 degrees out to the side.) Without changing grip, I flip the trailing edge back over my head and rub-dry my scalp. Everything goes dark.
Next, with the towel draped over my head, I grab midway between corners and the middle and pat-dry my face and neck. Then, while my hands slide out towards the corners, I flip the towel behind me, the leading edge around my lower back. The trailing edge that earlier landed on my shoulders flips back over to grace my posterior. Simultaneously, I pull the leading edge into my armpits and close the towel like a jacket around my back, chest, and stomach, and underarms. A quick rubdown absorbs most of the water. If the towel is long enough, I’ll give my nether-regions a preliminary dry.
I loosen the towel’s grip on my chest and slide it down my waist, drying my thighs and everything in between. Loosening again, i quickly wipe away any water on my lower legs, and return the towel to my hips before I get dressed and return the towel to its hook. The bath mat takes care of the under-foot.
This reads like porn. But in a good way.
Did you use this same regimen when you were in CO or did the water tend to evaporate quicker?
So.
Do you need new towels for your new apt?
OMG.
I totally adore you.